Oi, you hoopy froods. It's Towel Day, and if you don't know what that is, feel free to go educate yourself while the rest of us (more worthy) folks talk about Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, is the best drink in existence, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
The recipe is written in great, intergalactic detail within the pages of what I consider to be one of the best literary series of all time.
This, however, is a recipe for the more broke and earthbound among us.
PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER
1 oz Svedka Citron vodka
1 oz limoncello
3 ice cubes
6 oz Mountain Dew
Splash of 100 proof peppermint schnapps, poured over the back of a spoon
1 sour gummy worm
1 sour gummy worm
Sprinkle of ginger
1 olive
Drink... but very carefully....
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